Ve Handojo

“Hey, hey, hey … how are you guys? Long time no see! Oh, God! I’m sorry I’m late. My car just is still being fixed. Do you know what happened to my car? Some moron hit my car in the traffic light yesterday. And he was trying to put the blame on me. He was …”

“Oh yeah, yeah, yeah … I read it in your Twitter. Nasty dude. Putting the blame on you like that.”
“Yeah, I’ve been screamed at for something I didn’t do as well. That’s what my husband does best. The last time was when he thought I was flirting with my assistant in the coffee shop. I was just …”

“… offering him an extra banana. Yes, yes! I read it in your Tumblr. It is so funny and hilarious. Reminds me of my new boyfriend. Hey, have I told you guys that I have a new boyfriend?”

“Daniel? The one who came to your apartment in the middle of the night just to bring you a hot Starbucks?”
“And who ends up “having a breakfast with you”? Yeah, yeah! We read it in your Facebook!”

“Ha, ha, ha! Life!”

“Hey, you know what? I just got promoted.”
“Yeah. We read it on your LinkedIn.”
“Right.”

“So, what are we going to talk about now?”